Highlights for the first week of July.

White male dragging young black female down the sidewalk in t-shirt that says [front] “Crack is Whack!” and [back] “Kick Rocks!”


Another highlight, a couple arguing in Hemming Plaza. Female has male pinned to the wall by his neck. Female is in orange tank and blue jean spankys (because they’re far too short to be considered a real-life skirt), golden 4” heels, and tops it off with a purple wig with hot pink highlights. Looks to weigh all of 100 pounds. Male storms off to their Homeless Plaza clique – where argument ensues between Female and another [much larger] female.

Life lesson: No matter how hot you think you are, NEVER underestimate the power of the big girls.