Thursday, September 3, 2009
It's been awhile...
We moved back to Michigan. Seriously. That happened. We arrived August 3, I believe. I can't believe that we're back here. Living with Kev. In GRap. It's so weird yet so right.
There's more to be said, on that topic... but I'm too tired. Certainly will post more on this notion later.
I'm 24. Good god.
-Meg
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The things I'll miss...
Dangling plastic heart earrings.
Tight, light grey stretch pants. Camel everywhere. Insert vomit here.
Hot pink tee with Japanese character that inquisitively asks, "Cuddle?"
Oh yeah. Bring it in for the real thing, baby.
Monday, July 20, 2009
My sister wants to fly one way to come down and drive home with me for the big move. Having never flown before, she's a little confused and befuddled by the flight booking past the 10 day mark thing. Apparently, so are my parents, as shown as this rapid fire series of texts from the sister...
K: how come it was 89 before?
K: what the fuckkkkkk
K: god damn indiscisives
K: call dad
K: call the house he accidentally hung up on you
Welcome to my world.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Mother of the year.
He says, "I just walked by a mom and baby getting into a car, and I notice that the baby has a helmet on.
"I think to myself, 'Why does a kid that young have a helmet on? Weird.’
"Then the mom goes to put the kid in the car, and whacks it's head on the car doorframe."
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
It's so hot my cookies are meltin'!
In walks B-squared.
Me: Yep.
B: huhhuhhhheehhhhehhhh… wanna cookie?
Me: I’m straight.
B: huhhuhuhh… Man, it’s hot out there. These cookies are so fresh they are out the oven and melted outside! It’s so hot that I had to wash my hair in the sink next door.
Me: [….taking a half second to realize that this is B I’m talking to, so I gaze up at his scalp…. Yup. Sure enough…] It’s not quite that serious out there.
B: huhhuhhuhuuuhuhu!!!!!huuuhhhhhu!!!!!!hhhuhuhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhhu!hhuuhuhuhhhh!!!
Friday, July 10, 2009
Highlights for the first week of July.
Another highlight, a couple arguing in Hemming Plaza. Female has male pinned to the wall by his neck. Female is in orange tank and blue jean spankys (because they’re far too short to be considered a real-life skirt), golden 4” heels, and tops it off with a purple wig with hot pink highlights. Looks to weigh all of 100 pounds. Male storms off to their Homeless Plaza clique – where argument ensues between Female and another [much larger] female.
Life lesson: No matter how hot you think you are, NEVER underestimate the power of the big girls.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
"You're so lucky to work across from a park!"
Yeah, pretty lucky to work across from a park that the homeless play chess in all day. Pee in the brush while staring at you. And rip off the vines of your company's flower pots to shove into a plastic Publix veggie bag. Who needs a nursery when you can drive to your nearest metropolitan center and rip them out of the sidewalk planters!
And here I've been spending all this time studying financial responsibility. All I need to do is watch from my lobby window for a few weeks and take a few pointers to save a buck!